Dante's Strip Club??

Finally!! Real news!! Uhhmmm, err, anyway....

You heard of Dante's Inferno before? It would make sense -- it's a poem turned video game. Basically you're following this guy (Dante, of course) as he travels through the layers of Hell to find his fiance/wife/girlfriend. Sure, I'll admit, it looks cool, and the idea behind it is pretty good, too. That's about where it stops, though.

What sticks out most is how they're really pushing the M rating here. There were so many boobs in that trailer, I felt bad for watching it. They say the control scheme is basically a rip of Devil May Cry, so if you've played DMC, you can play Dante. The color scheme was a bit lacking, too, but I thought it wasn't too bad. Plus you kill babies. Rabid, undead, babies!! C'mon, there's a point in everyone's life where you feel bad for something, and it'd have to be that.

Umm, yeah, well happy gaming people. I'm off to wish I had a copy of Halo 3, because that crap is addictive.

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